Your So Dumb Jokes

Scarlett Thomas said, "My obsession is too strong. I will go mad if I'm alive but can't embrace you."Everyone had their obsessions; Scarlett's obsession was Jude Simmons.She was so infatuated with him that he became her obsession—an obsession that hurt both herself and other people.……Jude Simmons said, "I'm glad that she's dead. Let's celebrate with some drinks."Yet, he asked his friend in a drunken stupor, "Did I miss out on something very important in my life?""Yes, you missed out on the only idiot in this world who loves you solely because you're Jude Simmons!"

Her boyfriend cheated on her, so she married a stranger to get back at him. However, her ‘broke’ husband suddenly turned out to be one of the rising stars in A Country! It was true that he did not have a car or a house, but he did have a manor, a yacht, and a private jet. They said that Su Jianxi was a seductress who wormed her way into a rich man’s lap and even made a cuckold out of him. Later, Li Tingyao personally dispelled the rumors, saying he was the one who pursued Su Jianxi, and that the child was his!

After the flash marriage took place, he said, "Be a good Mrs. Huo as told." He made rules for her, as if he abhorred her and found her repulsive. What she didn't expect was that he took care of it when she was in trouble, got even for her when she was wronged, and said he was there for her when she was sad. When she came back from abroad with a son, he questioned her with bloodshot eyes, waving a paternity test result. "Who's the father?" She smiled prettily. "Mr. Huo, what if I told you that it's not you? Would you want a divorce?" He said in his domineering manner, "A divorce? In your dreams!"

After the flash marriage took place, he said, "Be a good Mrs. Huo as told." He made rules for her, as if he abhorred her and found her repulsive. What she didn't expect was that he took care of it when she was in trouble, got even for her when she was wronged, and said he was there for her when she was sad. When she came back from abroad with a son, he questioned her with bloodshot eyes, waving a paternity test result. "Who's the father?" She smiled prettily. "Mr. Huo, what if I told you that it's not you? Would you want a divorce?" He said in his domineering manner, "A divorce? In your dreams!"

She was wrongly thought of as a person that kidnapped her younger sister just to marry him. She was tortured cruelly even when she was seven months pregnant. But for the sake of her baby and the so-called love for him, she swallowed her resentment and carried on. However, she found it so hard to endure his cold attitude when her sister turned out to be alive and came back safe and sound. At the cliff, the rogues sent by her sister advanced upon her with evil intentions. In despair, she jumped off the cliff with her baby. In this life, she would never see him again.

At the very beginning, he had said to her, "Wanwan, I shall fill your days with joy and happiness." Later on, he had said, "Ye Wanwan, why don't you go to hell?" As she stood upon the edge of a cliff and looked down into the abyss below, a serene expression settled on her face as she whispered helplessly, "It seems that after everything we've been through, we won't be growing old together after all, my dear Qing." At the moment of her death, however, he felt a twinge of pain in his heart. To whom would his love belong henceforth?

Rosaline died, and Sean personally put Jane into the women's prison for it. "Take good care of her"— his words made her three years in prison a living hell and even cost her a kidney. Before she went to prison, Jane said, "I didn't kill her," but Sean was unmoved. After her release from prison, she said, "I killed Rosaline, I'm guilty as sin!" Sean was livid as he said, "Shut up! I don't want to hear you say that!" Jane laughed. "Yes, I killed Rosaline Summers, and I did three years in prison for it." She escaped, and Sean scoured the whole world for her. Sean said, "I'll give you my kidney, Jane, if you'll give me your heart." But Jane looked up at Sean and said, "I don't love you anymore, Sean…"

Inside the best gynecology and obstetrics department of the most prestigious hospital in Jin City... Jiang Sese gritted her teeth as she endured the acute labor pain in her abdomen. Breaking out in a cold sweat all over, she clutched the guardrails on both sides of the bed so tightly that her knuckles were turning white. Seeing this, the obstetrician gently comforted her. “Don’t be scared. The child will be born safe and sound. Everything will soon pass.” Jiang Sese nodded

Inside the best gynecology and obstetrics department of the most prestigious hospital in Jin City... Jiang Sese gritted her teeth as she endured the acute labor pain in her abdomen. Breaking out in a cold sweat all over, she clutched the guardrails on both sides of the bed so tightly that her knuckles were turning white. Seeing this, the obstetrician gently comforted her. “Don’t be scared. The child will be born safe and sound. Everything will soon pass.” Jiang Sese nodded

Inside the best gynecology and obstetrics department of the most prestigious hospital in Jin City... Jiang Sese gritted her teeth as she endured the acute labor pain in her abdomen. Breaking out in a cold sweat all over, she clutched the guardrails on both sides of the bed so tightly that her knuckles were turning white. Seeing this, the obstetrician gently comforted her. “Don’t be scared. The child will be born safe and sound. Everything will soon pass.” Jiang Sese nodded