chapter 62

Wizkid's samba started playing and Shewa started crooning her finger at me to get me to come and dance.

I shook my head but she insisted and dragged me up from my seat.

I quickly ran behind Titi and shouted that she should help me. She took mercy on me and shielded me from Shewa. Before long Shewa got distracted.

During the 'Sare wa gba' part, Shewa would run forward and back, then she followed it up with whining down low. She stood still for a few seconds, then started kick turning during samba.

Kemo took notice and quickly supplied a dance step that would follow after. She bent slightly and turned her knee inward, biting her tongue as she danced.

We all started brain storming the dance steps that would look good but would still be simple enough for the majority to do.

The song was played on repeat and by the third listen, we had constructed an entire choreo though it was still rough around the edges.

We were no longer required to perform during social night but the habit was already inbuilt and we were used to thinking up dance steps and building whole choreographies.

Majority of us; me being one of the few exceptions, had joined in to perform the dance as a group. 

We were half way through the song when the door was opened. We all turned to look at the door in unison and saw Amandi.

He was about to excuse himself and japa but he was too late, Shewa had caught sight of him and by the twinkle in her eyes, he would have to lose a pound of flesh before she let him go.

She liked teasing him because she thought he was innocent. Lol, Amandi innocent.

I could laugh for twenty four hours straight just because of that statement.

The misunderstanding had stemmed from when Amandi was dating Kemo. She had been too strong for him and the guy had to lie to her to get free.

He told her he had a dream that he would go to hell if he continued dating her and that his mum told them to break up.

If I hear say Amandi tell him mama anything and which stupid dream was he dreaming? That boy that has never dreamt a day in his life.

When I heard about it, I asked him and when he told me the reason why, we laughed about it for like twenty minutes straight. 

I told him that the next time he wanted to lie, he should come and meet me. So that his lies would stop having loop holes.

What was hell like? You don't know. Did you see her in the dream? No. How do you now know the relationship will lead you to hell? You have a feeling.

The nigga knew that it's only Kemo that would believe that weak ass lie.

So back to Shewa. She dragged Amandi inside the class and the music was lowered.

Some people lost interest and went out to go and look for other places to chill.

It was just I, Shewa, Kemo, Tope and Mirabelle remaining in the class.

He kept mouthing for me to save him but I ignored him and kept wiggling my eye brows at him.

He wanted to stand up but was pushed down into his chair by Shewa. His eyes kept shifting to and fro, before focusing on me and sending panicked looks.

Why was he overreacting? Shewa was safe, I think. I let out a burst of evil laughter in my mind and wished for popcorn cause I knew I was in for a show.

"Amandi, stop looking at Lola. Look at me,  am I not pretty?" Shewa kept her hand on his shoulder and leaned towards him.

Amandi just gave a non-committal response.

" What's your d*ck size?" She questioned. Her question was so unexpected that Amandi started choke coughing.

"What!" He squeezed out, his eyes were literally bulging out of his head and so were mine.

"Shewa!!" I rebuked scandalized but I started laughing when I saw the look on her face, she honestly didn't think there was a problem with her question.

I had forgotten that to Shewa boundaries were more a fluid concept. I mean the girl thought grabbing boobs was a greeting.

"What? Did I ask anything wrong?" She inquired with a confused pout on her face.

"Nope, nothing wrong at all." Answered Tope.

We were all trying to hold in our laughter but we all failed, Amandi included.

She eyed us weirdly, "Anyway, what length is it? Ten? Fifteen? Tosin told me it was big." She was blatantly staring at his crotch. Hello, sexual harassment much. 

"*Cough* Fifteen. *Cough*" Kemo answered.

We all turned to look at her and Amandi in astonishment. She turned her face away nonchalantly while Amandi's face was bright red like a tomato. 

Well well well, I didn't know they had gotten that far. What? Surprised I didn't know about it, we're close yes but not that close. Besides I'm not a cougar, *sniff*