Do You Want To Play With My Balls

"There was nothing Su Kexin wanted more than to marry an ordinary man. So, who could explain her sudden ascension as a CEO's wife? He promised her a lifetime of happiness, flooded her with endless affection, and treated her like priceless treasure. She thought that perhaps, this was her happily-ever-after. Yet, he threw a stack of papers in front of her one day and said, "Su Kexin, lets divorce." She finally understood how it felt like to fall from high above and crashing onto ground zero. Five years later, she returned and encountered him again. This time, however, there was a moe little bun of a child at her side. The little bun blinked at the man and said, "Mommy, this mister looks a lot like me."

Her boyfriend and her sister tangled together in the sheets, so she turned around and married the fearsome business tycoon, Gideon Leith.Not only is she a star in her own right, but she’s also a publicist and an entrepreneur? A super race-car driver? A world-renown gold medalist designer too?! Just who is this precious hidden treasure of a girl!!!She went from being pitifully spurned to a goddess looked up to by tens of thousands of people, and her admirers queued from Jincheng all the way to Kyoto.Mr. Leith, who saw a certain someone’s feminine charm, quickly tucked her into his arms. “Wife, I need to hide you well. You can only belong to me!”

Six years ago, his last words laced with resentment were, “Qin Muchu, it’s over between us!” Six years later, when they were reunited, he had embraced her. “It’s time to pay back what you owe, with added interest!” “But I’m already married!” It was true. She had been married for almost six months now! Although… She knew nothing about her husband. Not his name, not even his last name. All she knew was that whenever someone spoke of the man, they held him in high regard.Until one day, said man fell out of the sky, appearing before her, and saving her just in time. She stared in shock and disbelief at the bad boy standing right in front of her. “Try saying ‘Hubby’,” he said with a straight face. She raged. “I want a divorce!”

Everyone in Yunzhou City knew that no one would like to marry Su Ziyue, the notorious second lady of the Su Clan. Therefore, she had to try her best to find someone to marry her all by herself. But when she finally succeeded, her husband was, sadly, a man with nothing, no property, no car, not to mention any savings; it would be a too embarrassing topic to talk about. Yet out of everyone's expectation, all of a sudden, her husband turned out to be the CEO of L. K Group, a famous European financial tycoon and an absolute big shot with great fortune and power. Su Ziyue was totally shocked by this. "Didn't you say you have no house?" "I don't have one in Yunzhou City." "You said your car was borrowed!" "Oh, later I had given it to a man who worked for me." She got so angry, "You liar! I want to divorce you!" Qin Muchen squinted his eyes as he threatened, "How dare you be irresponsible…" Su Ziyue immediately yielded, "No, …I dare not."…

"There was nothing Su Kexin wanted more than to marry an ordinary man. So, who could explain her sudden ascension as a CEO's wife? He promised her a lifetime of happiness, flooded her with endless affection, and treated her like priceless treasure. She thought that perhaps, this was her happily-ever-after. Yet, he threw a stack of papers in front of her one day and said, "Su Kexin, lets divorce." She finally understood how it felt like to fall from high above and crashing onto ground zero. Five years later, she returned and encountered him again. This time, however, there was a moe little bun of a child at her side. The little bun blinked at the man and said, "Mommy, this mister looks a lot like me."

Su Jin had been the kind of person who trusted others too easily in her previous life. She ended up broken and disfigured, and her family was destroyed. Traveling back in time, Su Jin swore that she would make them all pay for what had happened and that she would not have anything to do with Jin Yanlin. However, things did not go as planned and the two became entangled by the threads of fate. Many years later, when others asked Su Jin about her first impression of Young Master Jin, she smiled slyly and replied, "He's a Gary Stu and a tease." Everyone was rendered speechless. The man they know could not be the same guy, Young Master Jin. That night, the man pressed Su Jin against the wall right after they entered the room. He said, "I heard you praised me in front of the press?" Su Jin was speechless. She really should have thought before she spoke!

One day, Janice Leafield, a female doctor from the andrology department, received a new patient. The patient was none other than the famous dignitary of the capital, Hunter Luden. Symptoms: Disgusted with women and cannot not be aroused. Cause: To be determined. Condition: To be determined. Due to the astounding payment, Janice could not resist and, because she was a doctor, curing a patient’s condition was her job. Therefore, on a quiet night, Janice put on a skimpy outfit and tried to diagnose the condition herself, but…“I will sue you for fraud! You liar!” she bellowed through clenched teeth. The young master of the Luden family grinned in satisfaction. However, the situation took an unexpected turn when the Luden family’s new young mistress was pregnant and had given birth to twins!

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Ye Qingyi was a scholar from the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine. In her previous life, she was blinded to the extent that she ditched the most perfect man on the face of the earth. Instead, she chose to get entangled with an asshole for her whole life. She was killed in a fire in a wine cellar, and unexpectedly, Lu Xiao was the last person she saw. In this life, Ye Qingyi was determined to turn over a new leaf, stay away from toxic relationships, and spend the rest of her life with Lu Xiao happily.